By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
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BeMyLove15 10

Well at least you got him excited.

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limitedition 25

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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BeMyLove15 10

Well at least you got him excited.

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firefighter925 18

Someone give him an albuterol treatment!!!

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roflstomp716 19

yeah she took his breath away!!

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MathildeDamm 17

Not good if he from now on gets asthma attacks everytime he gets "exited"..

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Hopefully he isn't being "entered" often.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

that's going to be funny story to talk about the next time they have phone sex lol

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sadandbroke20 18

Um maybe we give him a nebulizar treatment before u try next time

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limitedition 25

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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Damian95 16

Should've told him to take a breather.

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GothickNihilist 15

#2 get your motor running / head out on the highway

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pmadNess 16

He found his adventure, so he needs not look for anymore in whatever heads his way.

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abbiek2 11

On the bright side he probably got a sexy husky voice from it:P

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hawright 13

I don't get a sexy, husky voice. I just struggle to catch my breath. Damn the luck.

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dancinwookie 21

#53- Surely your raccoon hat must have the ladies flocking already ;)

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kurodansei 16

Your voice must be breath takingly beautiful.

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lochiamochia 25

"Through the hourglass I saw you, In time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, And turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away"

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zandalee 19

Wow! Thanks for that! Love that song! :)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Damn, talk about sex you'll always remember ;-) if you could do that over the phone, I wonder what you could do in person!

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daAce77 8

Hey look at the bright side, you get him so turned on he a gets an asthma attack ;)

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young_weezy_fml 3

this is funny if you picture her having phone sex with the black kid from malcom in the middle

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PandaKitteh 20

"Oh...... Yeah...... Baby......."

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perdix 29

Did he have asthma before the call? If not, you may have a promising career as a phone-sex operator. It's a great job -- you can pack on a hundred pounds and go to work in sweat pants.

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perdix 29

#11, well, after talking to this woman, it's not unusual to want to meet her in person. I did find that my $3.99 a minute paid for a lot of high-end pastries and fancy sweatpants :(

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perdix 29

#28, I couldn't, but evidently she could. Some people really looooove fancy sweatpants! ;)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

31 - What kind of fancy? Did the sweatpants have "Juicy" written in gold letters?

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perdix 29

#40, Yes, very large gold letters at that. Did I mention that I used her service a lot? A lot!!

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Coyotay_Yelnats 4

Texting about getting to 2nd base can be breath taking

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Bakarra 22

Phone sex is on the phone bro...you're thinking of "sexting"

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GetPuckedUp 3

good thing you weren't actually having sex...

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