By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 855
You deserved it 11 496

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Well at least you got him excited.

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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Well at least you got him excited.

Someone give him an albuterol treatment!!!

yeah she took his breath away!!

Not good if he from now on gets asthma attacks everytime he gets "exited"..

#39 I think you mean excited.

Hopefully he isn't being "entered" often.

Haha yeah you are right!

that's going to be funny story to talk about the next time they have phone sex lol

Um maybe we give him a nebulizar treatment before u try next time

thats one way to look at it

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

Should've told him to take a breather.

#2 get your motor running / head out on the highway

He found his adventure, so he needs not look for anymore in whatever heads his way.

On the bright side he probably got a sexy husky voice from it:P

I don't get a sexy, husky voice. I just struggle to catch my breath. Damn the luck.

#53- Surely your raccoon hat must have the ladies flocking already ;)

Your voice must be breath takingly beautiful.

"Through the hourglass I saw you, In time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, And turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away"

Wow! Thanks for that! Love that song! :)

Damn, talk about sex you'll always remember ;-) if you could do that over the phone, I wonder what you could do in person!

Hey look at the bright side, you get him so turned on he a gets an asthma attack ;)

this is funny if you picture her having phone sex with the black kid from malcom in the middle

"Oh...... Yeah...... Baby......."

Did he have asthma before the call? If not, you may have a promising career as a phone-sex operator. It's a great job -- you can pack on a hundred pounds and go to work in sweat pants.

Are you talking from experience?

#11, well, after talking to this woman, it's not unusual to want to meet her in person. I did find that my $3.99 a minute paid for a lot of high-end pastries and fancy sweatpants :(

So I guess you can't buy happiness.

#28, I couldn't, but evidently she could. Some people really looooove fancy sweatpants! ;)

31 - What kind of fancy? Did the sweatpants have "Juicy" written in gold letters?

#40, Yes, very large gold letters at that. Did I mention that I used her service a lot? A lot!!

Texting about getting to 2nd base can be breath taking

Phone sex is on the phone bro...you're thinking of "sexting"

good thing you weren't actually having sex...