Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that she probably wanted to show everyone where she went. That doesn't mean that she didn't attempt to spend time with you. You sound terribly ungrateful.
Medd_fml 13
It sounds like you're just exaggerating to find a reason to not get along with your mom. No one plans a vacation for two for the sake of a picture.
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Comments (51)
clarakipper 6
My mom is an alcoholic. I love her very, very much and I know some of you are saying I'm ungrateful but through everything she's put me through, enough Is enough. She was probably wasted when she let this one slip. So as I promised my father and my sister, I will take her to rehab. We won't go to Mexico after all! Going to repair my moms life!
GraceyBlueEyes 13
Good luck!
GraceyBlueEyes 13
oops double post
mybubbles2000 13
Now YOU are an amazing Daughter. Keep your chin up, things will get better in time.
ohSNAPyall 27
Are you sure about that? That's an expensive Facebook picture.
LissaMccracken 23
Why would she bother planning a trip for both of you, if that's all she wanted? Get over yourself. She probably just wanted to show off wherever you guys went.
itsgen 16
Lmfao your mom needs to go on a vacation just to change her default? Damnnn that's pathetic
liaRawr 9
I don't see how that's a fml everyone wants a holiday
LynxieLynx 17
Facebook sucks. 'Nuff said.