Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that she probably wanted to show everyone where she went. That doesn't mean that she didn't attempt to spend time with you. You sound terribly ungrateful.
Medd_fml 13
It sounds like you're just exaggerating to find a reason to not get along with your mom. No one plans a vacation for two for the sake of a picture.
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Comments (51)
nessiepoopoo 8
not knowing the whole situation - what if she really meant it to go on a vacation with you and just used the opportunity to do a nice photo? I think you are exaggerating.
Camillaheha 18
Aw, I'm sorry :(
baconstrip103 11
Your mother is an idiot ._.
mokka44 8
You've honestly convinced yourself that someone would plan and schedule a vacation... For the sale of a new picture?
worldclassrager 41
That's one thing also...if it repaired awesome! And a FB pic isn't too bad also...
Fitzinator1995 13
sweet mom you got.
monsterpoop 4
*holiday :P
crazyazzkile 5
Lotta booze isn't too bad either :/ Just sayin
gemini3196130 4
I think regardless of a new photo it was very very nice for your mom to take you on a vacation and want to try to spend some time with you. Not knowing the whole situation if she did actually spend time with you and try to get closer or if she did not . Just doing a photo shouldn't wipe out the whole vacation I mean did you have fun at all? Did she really try to get close to you? I think it was still nice of her regardless, many don't have mom's who would even give them the time of day just be grateful for that. I hope somewhere in there you did have a good time.
clarakipper 6
Vacation or not