Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that she probably wanted to show everyone where she went. That doesn't mean that she didn't attempt to spend time with you. You sound terribly ungrateful.
Medd_fml 13
It sounds like you're just exaggerating to find a reason to not get along with your mom. No one plans a vacation for two for the sake of a picture.
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Comments (51)
rainbow0220 2
Free vacation? I'm all in.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Unless it's with an asshole. They make anything harder to enjoy. Alas, noise-cancelling headphones and a little booze never hurt anyone.
GamerMom392 19
Hey, at least you got a vacation out of the deal. My mother's idea of "repairing our relationship" was to put me on antidepressants For most of my teen years.
jrock9093 18
I'm sure it's more than that just look at it as a good vacation instead of being hung up on the drama good luck op
Not_Impressed13 9
Hopefully the vacation is to somewhere warm and fun, at least. You don't want your mom to put up a profile pic of you both standing in front of the Big Nickel, do you?
chris4u2nv5 19
I'm confused on this one.
perdix 31
Yeah, me, too! It's like when the hot girl wants to have steamy, monkey sex with you, just to spite her boyfriend she had a huge fight with. You just don't complain about that.
olpally 33
What a superficial bitch mother. That's okay, just make her spend a shit load of money then. Milk it.
theonecasey 27
What a bitch, sorry OP
mybubbles2000 13
I agree. Enjoy it.... as much as you can. Her intentions may not have been noble ones, but you can look back and say that YOU tried to mend your relationship.
AshleaJstudent 16
I don't really see too much of an FML. You should be happy you had a vacation, and if she tried ruining it, just keep that in your pocket. Move on and be happy that you're not tied down to something that upsets you. Good luck OP