FML : Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too...

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FML - The follow-up

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

479firefighter Say more :

um I have a degree in firefighting I'm 26 and the tree was too big to start with and it was fake. plus we have a open fire place. so I put the tree in the best possible spot. my bad I put it out b4 it hurt any of the house.... no more tree tho

By 479firefighter / Friday 10 December 2010 05:11 /

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By ScreamAimFire | 0

#1822758 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house

By TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1822760 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect

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By ScreamAimFire | 0

#1822758 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house

EpicPear | 0

#1822798 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:01

Well... If he is a firefighter shouldn't he have just taken the fire out on the spot?

ScreamAimFire | 0

#1822812 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:03

well if the fire called a hit on his house don't you think i'd send its most lethal fire?

EpicPear | 0

#1822865 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:13

I don't think... I'm a delicious green fruit.

instnt1nfction | 16

#1823200 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:28

I like pears

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1823299 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:48

I'm more of an apple man myself

sourgirl101 | 21

#1823555 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:51

I like bananas!

Ismellwin | 0

#1823638 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:11

Avacados are delicious!

DudeImBetter | 0

#1823867 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:50

shouldn't the correct way of saying it be, "too close to the fire."

blankaex | 0

#1824081 - Friday 10 December 2010 04:28

OP was calling himself an idiot. Firefighters are supposed to be the most knowledgeable about fire safety.

heyred | 11

#1825721 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:32

Firefighters are all pyromaniacs one way or another.

By TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1822760 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1822847 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:11

who is tho? me that's who.

tboydlong7 | 0

#1822917 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:22

ok no offence mate but every comment yu hav made so far are all pretty mean. give the people some respect! obviously their lives are effed up!

tboydlong7 | 0

#1822928 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:24

by the way i am talking to mammamiaaa or whatever

bman134 | 0

#1823273 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:44

you think she is mean you haven't been on this site very long have you

AceArctic | 4

#1823628 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:05

tboy, there is so much worse on this site. Just a warning: Don't get freaked out on the intimacy ones when everyone starts saying "Have a threesome!" because it WILL happen. You'll learn padawan. Yoi will learn

AceArctic | 4

#1823635 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:10

You* and a . at the end. BACK OFF GRAMMAR NAZIS!

Zebidee | 8

#1823667 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:15

If you start correcting yourself, then the Grammar Nazis have won.

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1825164 - Friday 10 December 2010 08:48

14-oh reallllllly?! hmm I think some of em were okay like '^this' and 'tell him to make it say duty' oh and 'yes I love the swings. and wet slides' but hey you're probably right. I'm evil. muhahshahahaha. ha.

misfitmarta13 | 0

#1826081 - Saturday 11 December 2010 03:15

people say a lot rudder things on here kid. can't handle it? this isnt for you.

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1826193 - Saturday 11 December 2010 04:37

14- meet KaySL :)

jimsy19 | 0

#1835005 - Monday 13 December 2010 12:43

I really hate your profile pic it just bugs me and ur comments are all about fixing peoples grammar god get a life u dumbfuck

By EpicPear | 0

#1822762 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

So? Everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days! nobodies perfect! you... oh no! not again :,(

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#1822995 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:41

thanks for that annoying song , now it's stuck in my head >.<

mooshymuffin | 4

#1822998 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:41

lol at your hannah montanna... fml for knowing though :(

krdel | 0

#1823093 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:00

I've been listening to the beatles for the past few hours so I have good defense against getting stupid songs stuck in my head...thank you beatles

sourgirl101 | 21

#1823599 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:56

I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob

timtamslam | 19

#1837134 - Monday 13 December 2010 12:47

#46 that's the weirdest song (;

By keven305 | 0

#1822768 - Friday 10 December 2010 11:58

haha thats why she always does it, because your not up to the job.

By ObtrusiveDave_fml | 0

#1822785 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:00

dude! What were you thinking?!

EpicPear | 0

#1822879 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:15

"Der...........I'm a good husband....derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........................................................................................................................................................OH SHIT A FIRE!"

chadkind | 0

#1823063 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:56

I think maybe it's time fir this guy to find a new JOB if he does not know that putting a tree up that close to a fire place will indeed set the tree on fire maybe firefighting is not meant for him lol

Saarr | 0

#1823189 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:24

I agree..

RedPillSucks | 30

#1823571 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:53

Thank you, chadkind. I was thinking the same thing. He must suck at his job.

AceArctic | 4

#1823646 - Friday 10 December 2010 03:11

Chad I saw what you did there ;) "fir."

BadasS14 | 0

#1827833 - Saturday 11 December 2010 09:47

yeah he should quit before he gets fired

By 2muchshyt | 0

#1822816 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:03

a reatared fire fighter who doesn't know too much more fire safety when compared to the next person. ydi

DahkLohd | 4

#1823254 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:38

#8 FAIL. You iz be dah ruh-tah-dud one.

abstar | 0

#1823370 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:06

voldemort can you please do the killing curse on these bastards that cannot spell.

DahkLohd | 4

#1823412 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:17

AVADA KEDAVRA!

RedPillSucks | 30

#1823585 - Friday 10 December 2010 02:55

I HAVE A CADAVER! So, Is OP what one would call a "fire retardant" ???

By MagicMushrooms | 0

#1822891 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:17

Do your job then!

By xStiina | 0

#1822912 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:21

Sure did put the Christmas tree up. made it shine.

By LemonStarship | 5

#1822925 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:23

Hey well at least you tried.

By iheartglasses | 0

#1822945 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:28

I dont care to have a dumb firefighter on my arm ;) As long as they are the real deal and not one of those fat old volunteer type. Or a doctor. Scrubs can be cute too. Or a cute police officer or.... Ah, Im a sucker for uniforms lol But Ill just stick with my cute Asian boyfriend :) Sex shops have outfits for guys, dont they? Just kidding hehe

volliefireemt517 | 0

#1823058 - Friday 10 December 2010 12:55

we fat volunteer types risk our lives everyday without compensation and I take offense to that I have lost a lot of volunteer brothers due to line of duty deaths so think about what you say before you need one of us fat volunteer types that aren't the real deal. we all have the same exact training as the paid guys except they clearly are paid.

teddygraham1 | 1

#1823122 - Friday 10 December 2010 01:07

23- I think she meant it in a more sexual way... but I can also see how it would seem offensive towards you and other volunteers. I appreciate you doing what you do though. most people wouldn't volunteer to risk their lives. thank you.

ruby84 | 0

#1826645 - Saturday 11 December 2010 08:02

23- if you're as good as them & get the same physical training, why are they so hot when you're not? and why aren't you getting paid? I mean if you're as qualified then why aren't you hired? so how do you make a living? I thank you for volunteering on behalf of my fellow humans. I would appreciate you saving my life any day. I respect you but I would not sleep with you. (I think that's what she meant)

frankel10 | 0

#1830342 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:14

I Just put out a fire today. I'm a volunteer. I do it for the fun and to help my community. and most volunteers have real jobs. you don't have shifts in a volunteer department. so you have your own life. but when my pager goes off I can go to the situation. myself, I'm twenty and go to school full time and work as a pharmacy technician. so us volunteers have our own lives. =]