Cats and Miscellaneous: Just Caturday things

Just Caturday things

By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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By Snorlax - 13/04/2013 04:25 - Australia - Sydney

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PerfasarusRex 3

Friday 29 June 2012 16:01

Cats are taking over the world

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Friday 29 June 2012 16:02

Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed

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Kathts7 12

Friday 29 June 2012 19:02

He should make the guy version of "can't hug every cat"

Dallasluver19 14

Friday 29 June 2012 19:04

Sounds like he's already on his way into being a 'lonely cat man.'

talloctopus 7

Friday 29 June 2012 19:10

He was busy making the album to text you back

rightspark 7

Friday 29 June 2012 19:13

He loves "pussy" cats not pussy women

grudger 14

Friday 29 June 2012 19:23

He is gay

LittleDevil01 4

Friday 29 June 2012 19:26

Fb comes before anything else IMO!

ednusi 7

Friday 29 June 2012 19:27

Priorities

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 29 June 2012 19:31

He likes pussy.

Myo_fml 20

Friday 29 June 2012 19:46

The good news is that he loves pussy.. The bad news is that he doesn't love YOUR pussy.

Briiyahh 7

Friday 29 June 2012 19:47

Tha ****?!

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

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Today, I woke up early in the morning after sleeping 3 hours. Stepped into the kitchen and made myself a cup of coffee like usual. I was sipping my hot coffee while studying, until I noticed a small roach skeleton. I found 3 more in my coffee maker. FML

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