Cats and Miscellaneous: Just Caturday things

Just Caturday things

By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Snorlax - 13/04/2013 04:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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PerfasarusRex 3

Friday 29 June 2012 16:01

Cats are taking over the world

newbiehere99 6

Friday 29 June 2012 16:02

Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed

Comments

mickyb10 13

Friday 29 June 2012 16:42

Perhaps you should spell patience right

ThexFroggyGirl 21

Friday 29 June 2012 16:43

Lmao, my ex used to be like that. He'd never texted me but I'd see him doing shit all over Facebook.

dieselguy82 0

Friday 29 June 2012 16:43

Uh sounds like he is secretly GAY. Sorry he likes the other pussy.

mickyb10 13

Friday 29 June 2012 16:44

That was a reply to an earlier comment im a dumbass

bmkc4 1

Friday 29 June 2012 16:44

What's wrong with cats???

Fahodi 4

Friday 29 June 2012 16:48

Try to mention cats somehow in your future texts. He will definitley replay ^_^

Random017 7

Friday 29 June 2012 17:10

As long as they're his cats I don't see this as a big issue. An album of random cats might be another story...

ripon 0

Friday 29 June 2012 17:14

Do you ever think he was to busy making the album and that is why he didn't wanna text you back?

fwongraven 10

Friday 29 June 2012 17:17

You know why? He doesn't give a crap about you. He just doesn't care. You are not worth the bother of a quick text from him. Some men will come straight out and dump you if they feel that way. Others will keep you hanging on like an idiot, just in case they get lonely/horny, and consistently treat you like shit. As one of the aformentioned 'idiots', I would advise you end the relationship sooner rather than later ;-)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 29 June 2012 19:43

ASSHOLE ALERT! ASSHOLE ALERT! WEE-WOO WEE-WOO WEE-WOO

alycion 38

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:47

And some people just need me time. I don't think my marriage would survive if we both didn't have our hobbies that we didn't share. And you know what? If he's out doing one of his or I'm doing mine, we don't get upset if we don't respond to each other. Friend time and me time is just as important in healthy relationships as together time.