Or possibly his left if wants a change of pace...

What if he's a lefty? Why the hell would sex be the first time you try to home your gf up. Make sure you can do it before you do it

#39 - Then how was he supposed to learn? For all we know, he could work out everyday, and his girlfriend could just be chunky. Or maybe his girlfriend is skinny and he thinks looking strong would have made it wasy to pick her up. I know guys who are strong looking, but can't even (literally) pick up skinny girls. Don't accuse OP's lack of knowledge of his lack of strength, you don't know the complete story.

Easy* not wasy.

Actually, I was more getting at the fact they learned he can't carry her (and got injured doing so) while having sex. Then again, I must be the only guy the picks his GF up around the waist and carries her around the house. Of course, yes, it is possible they HAVE done this before. I just think that it would be a better gauge then just going at it.

Next time hold her up with her back against a wall. She should then lean back against the wall that way you will not be supporting all her weight

Unless op's into the whole hospital fantasy thing lol

Or you could just be into heavier women ;)

I like how 12 thinks. threesome with a hot nurse anyone?

No bigger thrill than a vagina full of broken glass. --- Where were those glass wounds?

Maybe she does weigh too much though :O!

It doesn't matter. If you ever want to get laid again, don't tell your girlfriend that.

If his girlfriend lets him try again

*ex-girlfriend

do some pushups!!!!

I was thinking more of a toilet and that way when he gets up he can say "shit happens" ... Anyone? No? Ok haha

loserman you made me laugh so hard with that one! thank you for that:)

That would be a funny 1000 ways to die

i see what you did there

I love how this comment and the one above you talk about shit in both...

Shit happens

But... He doesn't need a cardiovascular workout. He needs core and upper arm strength, best achieved by working out with some weights.

Ok point well taken...muscles OP, not cardio. Well whatever it's is MORE SEX!

Not if the HIV is involved lol

Err.. What?

What the fuck does the hiv have to do with this.

69 - testosterone.

I thumbed you down for putting "by JB" who I'm assuming is Justin Beiber.

8, I didn't thumb you down because I hate Justin, but because you bring him out for no reason.

Yes it's Justin Beiber

Never mind, he's a troll

A bad one at that.

"If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go." Lol.

^^^ beat me to it -_- lol

64 - that's what I was referring to.

Why is it as soon as Justin Beiber is brought up everyone starts talking about him??? Yes okay we all know he sucks and looks like a flat chested girl but get over it..... Sorry about your situation OP, hopefully your both okay and there are hundreds of other positions to try :)

Considering they went to the hospital, I'm sure they were asked that. Doctors like to know the history of an injury, it helps them assess the situation more thoroughly.

They could just say it was a piggy back ride gone wrong.

You can't really fool them. We once had a woman come into the ER who had run up to her boyfriend and jumped onto his lap. He had a tall boy (16oz can of beer) in his lap. She claimed she was wearing jeans, but her thighs and labia were shredded. Aluminum wouldn't rip through denim that easily, not to mention other parts of the story didn't make sense. Naked injuries are difficult to lie about. ER docs and nurses have seen it all. Just tell the truth so you can get the best treatment for your situation.

I appreciate the thought and effort you put into your response.