Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
mooocow1 5
this is why they ebvented shreders ;)
ydnar 5
I bet she doesn't allow wire hangers in your closet either.
gtrgdss 0
that is awesome on her part. I wish I had kept better records for my kid. lol
MaryPoppins88 14
Wow your just as bad have some respect for the child you chose to bring into this world, selfish people I feel sorry for
hurray4jmk 1
Make you? I'd like to see how she'd make you.
Daff_fml 0
Maybe she is doing her own survey on how much it cost to raise her child. I seriously doubt she expects u to pay her back. Did u add it up? If so do u mind sharing. That's interesting.
vegan_muffin 5
It takes something like $250,000 to raise a kid these days, before college. I think I'm going to put money away as if I was spending it on a child, and in twelve years I'm going to buy a luxury automobile.
Daff_fml 0
maybe she is seeing how much it really does cost to raise a child, her child. I seriously doubt she expects you to pay her back. Did u add up the cost? Curious what it has amounted to.
nissanvq35 4
start charging her for every-time she smiles around you, and any pictures she has of you!
Trololololololo_fml 7
I seen something like this happen in a movie, I think it was 'Beth Cooper I Love You'
HunterAlpha1 8
actually you are supposed to pay your parents back; by taking care of them when they're old and making sure you put them in a nice retirement home. if your mom is going to insist that you pay her back for raising you, fine. you'll just put her in a shitty retirement home, or even just a cardboard box under an overpass. and forget about changing her grownup diapers.