Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
mcdewme 6
**** that! What a horrible woman.
Life_is_FML 22
Biotch. Probably didn't love you as much as all that sweet money she spent. Cold heartless witch. BURN HER AT THE STAKE!
ChefPhilly 13
Tear it up! :P
J3NNI3LYNN 9
Accidentally set the notebooks on fire. Make it look like an accident and bury the evidence in your backyard.
4nnunaki 7
OP,its law that your "supposed" to pay them back...no bullshit
WhyAmUHere 19
Throw away the notebooks, and hope she doesn't have the total memorized.
GRgoldfish 19
legally she can't make you pay it. the finances that covers the cost of the child is the parents duties alone. that bill cannot be passed on to the child once its turns 18. but if you feel obligated to pay that money back go ahead, personally if this happened to me I would say no and there's nothing they can really do about it. good luck op.
Wealthyparrot 9
Too bad, she aint getting paid. Ever. Furthermore, you won't be helping her in old age. Ever.
DarthVader77 9
Sounds reasonable... In a crazy way
ErwinsWife 5
That is dumb....honestly why have kids in the first place...