Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
EsotericAura 25
Seriously, as quite a few people have said before me, you owe her nothing. Yes she raised you and spent a lot of money doing so and all that crap, but you don't owe her anything for it (and the law is on your side about that.) We do not ask for our parents to create us, that was their decision/repercussion for being idiots. As with all creatures it is the parents sole responsibility to properly raise and take care of their offspring until the offspring reaches adulthood. Some ridiculous humans however seem to think that because their children cost them actual money to raise that they are somehow owed it back. However if they truly have done the best they possibly can to raise us right we absolutely owe it to them to take care of the when they're old and need us.
hannahlovesyouu 0
Burn them. Burn them now.
bluestarr1 7
My mother did the same thing & informed me I wasn't getting another birthday or Christmas gift until I had payed her "in full"
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That's wrong. The only way you would owe her money is if you are over 18 and still lived with her. That, possibly, could warrant behavior like hers. But seriously? Who the **** makes their kid pay for RAISING them??? FYL. And FHL because she has no brain. How sad.
etnies123 5
It's her job to, you don't have to pay for shit
crips_fml 0
BURN THEM! Lol
MaryPoppins88 14
Wow nice mom Karmas gonna bite her in the ass when she's old and needs someone to take care of her
lsd_25 8
yea i would burn that book right in her face and tell her off...what a cheap and unloving bitch of a mother
newburton13 26
I think that's illegal.
muniekiita 4
Tell her that if she didnt want the expense that she shouldnt of opened her legs.! xD