Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
tylr6024 0
so don't pay her? pretty simple.
captainbj2 0
well, she chose to have you, she chose to keep you, and she chose to buy those things for you. these were her choices, not yours. If she seriously asks you for the money, then tell her it will be her choice to see you in court because you are not paying. then it is your turn to choose to get away from her forever.
CamdenMarie 6
I'd tell her that she should have thought about how much money she would have to spend on you before she decided to open her legs.
ronbog 0
burn those suckers
ant50100 0
damn. that's not love... that's a bank you will always be in debt to =P
thegman1238 0
she cant make you pay
christruji 0
hey is not bad as getting kickd out with only what you wearing at the moment
ash1rose 11
That's insane OP! If she ever tries to make you pay up, I would say "I'm not the one who decided to have children, therefore I don't owe you anything."
ash171996 1
haha sounds like something my mother would do!!(:
ebroski6 0
This is some George Lopez type of shit