Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
spiNdraHekiLI 11
It would be shame if that book just "disappeared"
fantasyworld 39
She can't make you pay since a lot of the finances come with having a child.
ddlovatolover 23
Easy, just destroy dem notebooks.
tomf01 7
It costs about $180,000 to raise a kid
asicknobody 3
How stingy!
gatorgirl7563 22
She can't legally do that to do. You were her child and it was her responsibility to provide for you.
penguinpinz 8
I'd refuse to pay for anything they bought you before you turned 18. They're required to take care of you until then.
burnforeternity 30
You don't have to
QuagD 17
That is not legal to do. Raising a child is not free. If she forces you to pay, take her to court.
Shadow9876 19
She can't do that legally. You are not obligated to pay her back for any of it.