Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: It's sus to us

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By inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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jasonf00 1

Friday 25 February 2011 18:57

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

tcharbs 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:03

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

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mawang_sky 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:35

how it could be? u are amazing^^

mawang_sky 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:37

good idea……ahaaha

TheFuckerofShit 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:54

Flexible girls are cool, more poses. He is an idiot.

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:27

:D great picture!

tattooedcowboy 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:39

i love you

OhFiona1 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:49

WTF is up with him? I mean, guys live for that kind of shit.

iNsANity510 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:50

Ay if he aint smart enough to keep yu how bout yu slide over my way

stillirise98 4

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:17

Wow hes rlly dumb that makes no sense ! Most guys love tht im jealous of you ! Im a female .

jdubyablue 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:23

all I can think about is what I could do with someone who could do that!

eatsleeprun 1

Monday 27 February 2012 2:01

That's kinda gross.... Seeing as your picture is of u and a little girl...

scratchmybut96 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:23

he wants to be flexible so he can suck his own penus

syntaxerror_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:33

butt* penis*

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