Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Diamonds will eventually return to graphite, but herpes is forever!
ahabsfan 17
You didn’t use protection? You know you can catch a virus from using an app.
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Comments (8)
ahabsfan 17
You didn’t use protection? You know you can catch a virus from using an app.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's actually really funny! Also they don't specify if it's genital or oral herpes, could be kissing!
kfchicken 31
like 80 percent of people have oral herpes and it can stay dormant for years. I hope op didn't mean oral herpes because that would completely undermine the whole fml
outbackbrett 2
so sorry to hear that hope doctors can't sort it out for you
Bogrbon 27
Diamonds will eventually return to graphite, but herpes is forever!
ajsz051 3
If you seriously don't know better to have an adult conversation or to use a condom YDI
clumbsydouche 13
OP could be referring to Coldsores considering it’s titled “infectious laugh” Would love to see you all use protection to kiss haha
Tara Vilk 12
let's not assume OP didn't use protection. even if a condom is used herpes can still be spread as it can be transmitted through the shedding of skin. and depending on where the person was in the herpes cycle it may have been hard to detect on his skin.
Amanda G Rich 23
So many ignorant people. condoms aren't 100 percent affective. And herpes isn't just genitalia. it can be oral. but don't worry too much OP, 80 percent of the population has at least one form of herpes, just ask any gynecologist. Get a prescription for flairs ups and start practicing safe sex with future partners. Educate yourself on Herpes and communicate these findings to potential future partners. Its not the end of the world. it sucks, but transferring it will be near impossible if youre medicated and practice safe sex. good luck and hope things brighten up!