Don't hate the player…

By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 November 2020 2:09

Was he expecting a foursome or a girl fight to crown a winner (or loser, as the case may be)?

Brightside86 29

Tuesday 24 November 2020 3:26

Good to hear Tom Haverford is alive and well.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 November 2020 2:09

Was he expecting a foursome or a girl fight to crown a winner (or loser, as the case may be)?

lev 11

Wednesday 25 November 2020 6:56

fivesome. you forgot to count the friend. (unless it was an "asking for a friend" kind of friend.)

Brightside86 29

Tuesday 24 November 2020 3:26

Good to hear Tom Haverford is alive and well.

Shzusuziq 16

Tuesday 24 November 2020 15:58

I hope the 3 girls all left and went somewhere else and had a great time!

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 24 November 2020 23:57

So, did he get the action he was expecting for the night..?

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 25 November 2020 16:24

that's where you befriend the other girls then you all ditched the guy and became best friends.. right?!

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