Except the majority of STDs are curable, and as they were at a clinic they're likely being cured. So if they do have kids, no STDs

They might not have the same STD.

That, and some STDs have nasty side effects.

@24 You are right for the most part. But they could also have been at a clinic to get medicine for a reoccurring STD. My friend has HSV1 and gets an outbreak about once a year so that's when she goes to the clinic. HSV can be passed while giving birth but only really if the mother is having an outbreak, which in that case the doctors will preform a C-section. I believe the same can be said for HPV.

yeah hopefully just the clap or public lice(not that I think that counts)

Perhaps Durex can be our "always" ;)

Try trojan if you like feeling more

Okay :3

"Well that explains the scar".. haha.. (even if it's quite impossible) :)

#9. OP said that they BOTH were at the clinic when they met each other. Maybe, just maybe, because they had already contracted the "cooties" prior on their own???

You're such a ****! There is beauty in OPs story. Why give it that awkward ending?

I laughed way to hard at this.