Astrology is bullshit, get better friends

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 14:00

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 164
You deserved it 554

Same thing different taste

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Ever hear the phrase; “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves." It's not their signs that is the problem, it yours: Douchebag, the douchebag.

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Ever hear the phrase; “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves." It's not their signs that is the problem, it yours: Douchebag, the douchebag.

Maybe your the problem. Do you have someone that you can talk just is case.

If the fictional Jerry Seinfeld was real. And considered astrology to be important.

wrenavery90 12

So you had forgotten you'd been on a ton of dates? You needed reminding?