By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 14:00

Astrology is bullshit, get better friends

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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By  chyiochan  |  30

Ever hear the phrase;

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”

Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

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By  chyiochan  |  30

Ever hear the phrase;

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”

Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?