Ever hear the phrase; “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Maybe they weren't the ones with something off...?

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"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves." It's not their signs that is the problem, it yours: Douchebag, the douchebag.

Maybe your the problem. Do you have someone that you can talk just is case.

If the fictional Jerry Seinfeld was real. And considered astrology to be important.

So you had forgotten you'd been on a ton of dates? You needed reminding?