Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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jennyc246 8

woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.

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cutiepie343 7

Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?

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jerico616 14

Sometimes reality can hit you like a ton of bricks!

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stevenmx86 7

OH SNAP! Burned op! Ydi though for laughing at your grandma so heartily...

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ea49610 0

Sorry OP thats messed up from ur mom but then again u shouldnt laugh at ur grandma when u dont have one either

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cutiepie343 7

Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?

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HomelessMuslim 0

Does this mean I'm an idiot???

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

At that age she is no longer a cougar, she's a puma.

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lala_hellooo 0

a puma is a woman between the ages of 22-29 that dates a younger fellow, while a cougar is a woman between the ages of 30-44 that does so

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Nikkitaria 9

61 and how's it called for older than 44?

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EnEl_Infierno 15

67- I think at 97 years old she would be called a Saber Tooth tiger. lol.

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69chick69 7

Your mom is wrong. It is worse to be so desperate that you create a boyfriend than to just not have one.

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K_kanaka 26

I'd be more sad that my grandma has a imaginary boyfriend, instead of laughing at her. I hate say it but you deserved it.

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Grayscale 9

So you're fine when you made fun of other people but you're upset when you're being made fun of?

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perdix 29

How does she know you don't have an imaginary one? Tell her your imaginary boyfriend has a thing for MILFs and GILFs, and you didn't want to tempt him by introducing him to the ***** in your family.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well that was rude of her, no reason for the mom to insult the op, it could have been a playful laugh, it's not like she was Insulting her grandma, stupid mom, I hate parent's who are like that.

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Grayscale 9

If you put it that way, maybe her mom was just teasing on her playfully too.

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perdix 29

Tell her you have an imaginary boyfriend and his phone number is the square root of -1.

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