Love: Imagine what it would be like

Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 172

You deserved it 10 050

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 015

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

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You deserved it 6 927

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 7 209

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By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 030

You deserved it 165

By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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You deserved it 4 299

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 888

You deserved it 4 607

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 945

You deserved it 28 588

jennyc246 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 12:03

woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.

cutiepie343 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 13:07

Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?

Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 7 September 2011 14:15

I'm pretty sure you can't give a diagnostic over the internet.

elisabeth1_fml 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 14:32

Bahahahahaha even in her imagination she's still getting it on. Good on her but not nice of your mum.

marpay 11

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:08

You only think he's imaginary. Soon you will find out the truth. ;)

balwD0wNbITch 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:08

for this person is it a guy or a girl??

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 17:26

Op is a girl. Do the math.

dcats 13

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:14

Yes, you heartless biotch

GlitteryMasakali 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:16

Realities gonna slap granny hard one dayy!!

kiakia0131 23

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:42

You aren't pathetic OP. Pretending to have a boyfriend only makes you look pathetic. There is nothing wrong with not having a boyfriend. I'm 20 and I don't have one. I am fine not having one. Tell your mom that there is more to life than having a boyfriend. Be proud of the fact you are single. And if you hate it so bad, don't worry. A boyfriend will come along when you least expect him to. However, it wasn't nice to laugh at your grandma. I would laugh at first reaction too, but then I would feel bad. We shouldn't agree that laughing at Op's grandma is a good idea because we don't know the mental state of OP's grandma.