Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
TLM9312
Madoc, Canada
Get it out!
Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML
Anonymous
Columbus, United States
Vampires are everywhere
Today, at 1:30 a.m., a big ass bat squeezed its nasty body through the bottom crack of the door. My sweet little Corgi cowered on the bed as the bat flew circles around my head. I'll be moving now. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
traumatizedforlife
United States
Alas, poor Kermit
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Three piece suite
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0
Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire
mattman1994 0
28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too
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jpeezy122808 0
this fml reminded me of toy story! did u happen to yell "There's a Bat in my Boot!!!" XD
jrgr 6
it's actually "there's a snake in my boot!" :)
the_flirtt 0
o ya haha I remeber
jpeezy122808 0
lol durrrrrr pplz! but the op had a bat not a snake. so it woulda been weird if he yelled snake in my boot! :-)
F_MLSucks 1
What a coincidence, you thought of Toy Story...........and my mom's birthday is in June! Small world!!!
the_flirtt 0
how is that a coincidence ?
texaslonghorn 0
oh I get it. ok no I don't, I'm with the_flirtt on this one?? and 60 I gotcha, and you're cute
F_MLSucks 1
There's no actual coincidence....like she's hot and I'm trying too hard to have something in common with her when I don't.....sarcastically
Xavi89 0
hahaha that bat was Edward, now you will become a bitch ass, pale looking, sparkling in the sun, fagget.
Jack9216 7
you say you found 'him' with your foot, so i assume you took the bat out and examined it to determine its gender before posting this fml? now go wash your hands and get a rabies shot, just to be safe
porter12 0
just a bat. chill
onecutechick101 0
ewww that sux
XexyWinch 0
Yuk! I had a bat in the house once and FREAKED OUT. I would prob faint if I had done what u did.....ugh (shivers)!
Crystal_Dreams 0
Please explain to me how a bat is scary? I'm not being funny or sarcastic atall, I really want to know how something like a bat could be scary? They're tiny and very cute! Plus, I assume you (by not liking bats) don't like insects either? Well, bats eat insects, so they're good, right? *Sigh* Some people...
Jack9216 7
most people are put off by the bat/vampire stories, and the fact that many bats carry rabies. but they are pretty awesome if you ignore those things :)
uhazsquiads 0
don't lie 59 don't go "OMG it's soooooo cute!" u know u would proly scream and run if it where in your face
Crystal_Dreams 0
No I wouldn't. I've held bats and worked in a bat sanctuary as work experience. I do now and plan to always surround myself in animals. Thank you.
Arohanui 1
There's nothing wrong with bats as animals, but they are one of the worst offenders for disease vectoring, and quite often pass diseases on to humans. In all seriousness, OP needs to go to the Dr. and at lease get a rabies shot. RIGHT AWAY!!!
Jack9216 7
if it was radioactive and bit you you could become batman! wait, thats how spiderman gets his powers :/
eldiablo2196 0
that is horrible luck
HeyIsela 0
YDI for not checking your shoe.
baileyy16 0
moderated this fml (: whaat does OP meaan ?
Crystal_Dreams 0
Is it 'Offending Person'? That's what it always is in my head... :)
Spastastic 6
Octagonal Peacock.
illmatic2 16
Obtuse parallelogram
NatashaLynn 0
It means Original Poster
illmatic2 16
^^ no it doesn't.