If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0

Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire

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mattman1994 0

28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too

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jpeezy122808 0

this fml reminded me of toy story! did u happen to yell "There's a Bat in my Boot!!!" XD

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jrgr 6

it's actually "there's a snake in my boot!" :)

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the_flirtt 0

o ya haha I remeber

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jpeezy122808 0

lol durrrrrr pplz! but the op had a bat not a snake. so it woulda been weird if he yelled snake in my boot! :-)

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F_MLSucks 1

What a coincidence, you thought of Toy Story...........and my mom's birthday is in June! Small world!!!

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the_flirtt 0

how is that a coincidence ?

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texaslonghorn 0

oh I get it. ok no I don't, I'm with the_flirtt on this one?? and 60 I gotcha, and you're cute

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F_MLSucks 1

There's no actual coincidence....like she's hot and I'm trying too hard to have something in common with her when I don't.....sarcastically

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Xavi89 0

hahaha that bat was Edward, now you will become a bitch ass, pale looking, sparkling in the sun, fagget.

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Jack9216 7

you say you found 'him' with your foot, so i assume you took the bat out and examined it to determine its gender before posting this fml? now go wash your hands and get a rabies shot, just to be safe

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XexyWinch 0

Yuk! I had a bat in the house once and FREAKED OUT. I would prob faint if I had done what u did.....ugh (shivers)!

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Crystal_Dreams 0

Please explain to me how a bat is scary? I'm not being funny or sarcastic atall, I really want to know how something like a bat could be scary? They're tiny and very cute! Plus, I assume you (by not liking bats) don't like insects either? Well, bats eat insects, so they're good, right? *Sigh* Some people...

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Jack9216 7

most people are put off by the bat/vampire stories, and the fact that many bats carry rabies. but they are pretty awesome if you ignore those things :)

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uhazsquiads 0

don't lie 59 don't go "OMG it's soooooo cute!" u know u would proly scream and run if it where in your face

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Crystal_Dreams 0

No I wouldn't. I've held bats and worked in a bat sanctuary as work experience. I do now and plan to always surround myself in animals. Thank you.

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Arohanui 1

There's nothing wrong with bats as animals, but they are one of the worst offenders for disease vectoring, and quite often pass diseases on to humans. In all seriousness, OP needs to go to the Dr. and at lease get a rabies shot. RIGHT AWAY!!!

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Jack9216 7

if it was radioactive and bit you you could become batman! wait, thats how spiderman gets his powers :/

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eldiablo2196 0

that is horrible luck

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