Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
TLM9312
Madoc, Canada
Get it out!
Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML
Anonymous
Columbus, United States
Vampires are everywhere
Today, at 1:30 a.m., a big ass bat squeezed its nasty body through the bottom crack of the door. My sweet little Corgi cowered on the bed as the bat flew circles around my head. I'll be moving now. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
traumatizedforlife
United States
Alas, poor Kermit
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Three piece suite
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0
Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire
mattman1994 0
28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too
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articunoftw97 0
lol wow that's gotta hurt
mfmylifesrsly 30
awww was it a baby bat?? :)
fluffyBitch 0
hahahahaha tht sux
mattman1994 0
a bat with a foot fetish. what has this world come to
the_flirtt 0
hah bats are tight
uhazsquiads 0
i moderated this.... i said no... anyways, HOW DOES THAT GET IN UR SHOE?!?!
syddyb 0
did you kill it?!:(
WTF_FML_FTW 0
batman!!
FunnyWeasel 7
of course he killed it, he stepped on it! #19
BakNBitz 0
Step 1: Steal Underpants Step 2: ???? Step 3: PROFIT!!!
SeanFredrick 3
It was really a vampire I hope you killed it.
robertdr 0
sacrafice him to the devil
knypny 0
rabies is what you have now
mattman1994 0
28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too
ell_oh_ell 0
must have been one small bat!!
suppressed08 2
The OPs username is Bruce. I really hope it actually is his name. It goes with Bruce Wayne :D
Intoxicunt 6
Erm, no. He didn't necessarily kill it. If he stuck his foot in the shoe and it was at the toe part, his toes would've bumped into it. Unless he slams his foot into his shoe regularly, he would've felt it before putting much pressure on it.
WTF_FML_FTW 0
if that happened to me I'd scream throw the shoe at the wall, start stabbing it through the shoe, grab a lighter and light it on fire, stomp on it after awhile so the fire is out, and make sure it's dead. >:D
2kool4skoolyo 0
rofl@. 49
WhyTheFace4 0
I hope it didn't bite you. you might turn into a vampire...or get a deadly disease.
Lingonberry668 0
hope it's a vamp!! I'm a twihard!!
Shookitup 0
baby bat ^.^
Berkies 0
YDI for having feet and wearing shoes.
mfmylifesrsly 30
VAMPIRES FTW.
LiLSumSum 0
lol may be bat will bite him and he will turn into a batman
nikkidancer321 0
Bats are so cute. But that sucks that he was in your shoe.
RTRbryant 0
fake and gay
iwannachezburger 0
you're gonna have PETA on your hands.
SeanFredrick 3
Woohoo op free dinner!
cruxx 0
You may have killed Edward Cullens. I think I love you. =D
Hoplaka 0
Haha lol Fyl OP damn bats and their foot fetishes
cruxx 0
Err. Cullen*? Anyways whos excited for the new Vampires Sucks movie!?
F_MLSucks 1
How'd you lose your foot in the first place?
marinus_fml 20
it certainly could have Bern worse!
nkor1337 1
yeee girl open up that mouth
djraving 0
dude screw you ha. fyl op
phara_fml 0
I really hope you weren't bitten by it :/ Rabies shots suck. A lot.
babyk41896 0
xD nice! hahaha the bat wu be like no toe come back! I loveded u Toey I loveded youuuuuu!
FYLDUDEE 3
32i Like Your DOG:]
lili555_fml 0
wow #11 lmao!!!
lolpwntdumass 0
http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=ea0a70d60c9a6650c09ac952b3f49160
minax24 0
what u don't check ur shoes for bats before u put them on?
Brittney_E 0
OP just got foot raped! why are you guys being so insensitive?
heynow00wellthen 0
I would've screamed. ^,^
Skroal_stomper 5
Intoxi, did you change your hair. It looks different since the last pic I saw. I like it.
rimouski 0
lmao xD nice peircing btw ;]
imthatguythatdid 0
aww poor Edward lol
ThinIce 0
Hey I live in Iowa too! Where in Iowa are you at OP?
Jessi2487 0
haha 172 is trying to get a man :p
iraqagainfuck 0
hi 162 jus lettin ya know nobody cares about your tiny boobs or ass, how bout u take a reg pic like a normal person. ohhh, and without puffung ur lips you look like a damn fish haha
lcfr822 0
103 YES! Agreed lol
The_Anwser 0
bhsjs
cruxx 0
bhsjs - Bananas have secret jumping sandals.
RTRbryant 0
bhshs -- bats having sex holy sheet almost tho
The_Anwser 0
either you or 119 win thats a close one lol
iamepiclee 3
eww, sucks for u doofus :)
babyjaguar96 0
you're a doofus!!!! got your back OP B-)
toobigtoofail 0
Well now you are millions of dollars and horrific person family tradgedy away from being a superhero
Jessi_the_sexii 0
that's rather batty now isn't it?
perdix 31
You must have a big foot to fit a whole Louisville Slugger in your shoe! You must also be a foreigner to assign a gender to an inanimate object like a baseball bat. We English speakers would call it an "it."
InfiltratedMind 0
Haha perdix that was amazing
polopony 0
Yeah - bat shit crazy
Lizzi_fml 10
You didn't notice before you put you foot in it?! Lmao still FYL. ;D
airforce987 20
lol I bet it bit you
drummerboy22 0
This is a gay fml...
Spastastic 6
I hope it was alive. I love bats; they're my ancestors.
Schizomaniac 24
Is that so?
Spastastic 6
According to my friend it is.
Schizomaniac 24
I see..
Spastastic 6
Aha, that was so lame that it made me laugh.
fairydust91 2
Made me laugh