Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
TLM9312
Madoc, Canada
Get it out!
Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML
Anonymous
Columbus, United States
Vampires are everywhere
Today, at 1:30 a.m., a big ass bat squeezed its nasty body through the bottom crack of the door. My sweet little Corgi cowered on the bed as the bat flew circles around my head. I'll be moving now. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
traumatizedforlife
United States
Alas, poor Kermit
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Three piece suite
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0
Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire
mattman1994 0
28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too
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Comments (180)
celestialkidd 0
lmao nice keep it as a pet!!
purplecolgirl 0
hahahahaha i cant stop laughing that's funny
cheesewax 0
bs, bats sleep hanging upside down not in small holes
JayMorales 0
I found a dead eat the same way :D
t0m_fml 0
all u people r animal huggers it's a fucing bat it dsnt deserve to live just kill the da mn thing
StrangeCandy 0
Um, dude, it is illegal to kill bats in the United States.
hotty6789 0
sweet bats eat Mosquitos
Alann648 0
Some one call the Winchester brothers we got a vampire with a foot fetish!!
Rayan8D 0
LIE FML. BATS ARE ASLEEP IN THE MORNING. But if it was at night I 60% belive it.
J4cks0n 0
That's a sign. You can become the new batman!
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
How do u manage that? and how does it get in ur shoe...confue face..:/