Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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zingline89 18
You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.
WCARlover 34
Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough
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Comments (83)
loveispain19 4
well let's face it...it's not the worst thing he could've done to your dog...
RedPillSucks 31
*shudders*
choff47436 4
Don't let him trim your kitty unless you want to look like a naked molerat
isis_morrigan 18
Lol, I'm sorry, u must admit its quite humorous though! And the hair will grow back...eventually...
Enslaved 36
Cocker spaniel's fur are sometimes difficult to maintain. It'll grow back soon enough. Sorry your dog most likely looks like a freak 'til then.
thiscrazything 1
Look in the bright side, no long doggie hairs on your couch for a while.
UsernameHere234 13
I fail to see how a shaved cocker spaniel could look anything like a naked mole rat. Look up photos of the two.
poopshreds 10
pics or it didn't happen?
kimmi41509 10
I honestly don't see how this is a FML. If he killed your dog, then yes. Hair grows back, and now it won't shed for a while. So shit in your hat and get over it.
wittygirl 8
Eh put a sweater over it problem solved.
RedPillSucks 31
Now it looks like a giant uncircumcised penis.
morgan020 0
It's ok. My cocker spaniel loves it when he gets a hair cut. We shave him in the spring and as needed through the summer. We let it grow long during winter. Poor thing looks like an over used dust mop right now. The cocker spaniel I had as a kid my mon cut her hair with scissors once and even the dog knew she looked awful. She wouldn't come out of hiding for weeks.