Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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zingline89 18
You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.
WCARlover 34
Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough
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Comments (83)
suckingatlife 9
You could do the same thing to him while he is asleep.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Have you ever seen a naked mole rat? I doubt your Cocker Spaniel looks like a shlong with rodent teeth.
hateevryone 14
he's an idiot.
maphineRAWRS 10
Positive thinking : As long as it doesn't bite like a mole rat..?
Joshawott 21
Cocker Spaniels are fantastic dogs. Punish him by shaving all his hair off.
SoultheWolf 19
Shave him bald when he's asleep. Or better yet wax him.
CrazyGirl445 4
I feel you. some groomer cut my cocker spaniels hair so bad so I have to just let it grow):
jmm23 0
Yours is so cute!
CrazyGirl445 4
thank you (:
morgan020 0
Aww I miss the fluffy curly puppy stage! Ours is black with white spots and brown around his eyes and mouth. He's a little dumb but he's our sons dog so he gets away with it. He's almost 3 now and the only person he kinda listens to is our son..who is 4. :/ I wish we didn't have stickers so bad during the summer so we could let his hair grow a bit but even then here in south Texas he is much more comfortable shaved. My groomer hates that I have her do a full shave instead of just a cocker cut but I hate the look of those :/ How old is your puppy now? If we ever get another I want a solid gold. That's what I had as a kid. Plus black dogs are hard to see at night :)
jmm23 0
Don't worry my mom did the same thing to my black cocker it will be find again in 2 months
05chevy 0
That's pretty funny!
demonmonkey 13
Did he shave CYA into it?