Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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zingline89 18
You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.
WCARlover 34
Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough
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Comments (83)
MrLoux 6
Ok, your boyfriend is a dick, but seriously, I'd LOVE to see that!
fylx100 19
KIM POSSIBLE!!!!
BloodFaerie 21
Not seeing the FML here unless you were living in a colder climate.... I had a cocker and we shaved him on a regular basis instead of giving him those stupid cocker cuts that just would get tangled and matted with dirt.... Maybe I'll vote YDI for referring to your sweet puppy as a naked mole rat...
marinawolters 3
Haha that sucks..
Euronymous93 29
Fur grows back. That is hilarious! I'm sure your boyfriend was just trying to help.
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
The mental image
acceliaon 3
Are you talking about the dog or your boyfriend?
Shawnie Gallant 24
Keep him groomed so people don’t try to groom him