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Today, I wore crotchless panties to bed and my boyfriend didn't notice. It's been 10 months since we've had sex. FML
Today, I wore crotchless panties to bed and my boyfriend didn't notice. It's been 10 months since we've had sex. FML
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Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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lifeis4me 20
At the risk of sounding dumb...have you asked him for sex?
millsjoshua949 12
I'm wondering how he was supposed to know you had them on. And have you talked to him about the lack of sex?
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Comments (23)
Lloyd Medrano 3
He might be playing for the other team now? Good luck 😳😳
lifeis4me 20
At the risk of sounding dumb...have you asked him for sex?
brenniman 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At the risk of sounding rude. Did you develop a large behind as of late?
John Raymond Matheney 6
why the dislikes it's an honest question. if she has stopped taking care of herself and let herself go it's absolutely understandable
Hangryko 31
@brenniman - I can see you've developed into just an ass.
Hangryko 31
@John Raymond Matheney - No, it isn't. Grow up.
RichardPencil 30
You mean your roommate.
Maddie White 5
That's not normal. He's either getting it from someone else or y'all have SERIOUS issues that aren't being discussed. Either way, y'all need to have a serious conversation. possibly counseling too.
Brightside86 30
Why does this have so many down votes?
millsjoshua949 12
I'm wondering how he was supposed to know you had them on. And have you talked to him about the lack of sex?
Robert Cruikshank 7
Ok, we are assuming this is a young couple. Maybe he is older and that is not what is important to him in their relationship. You need to talk to him.
RichardPencil 30
Even old people have sex more often than once in 10 months!
Lora Wood 11
Unless he is ill you have a room mate.
marktime100 4
Don’t wait for him to notice. Climb on his face. If a man gets used to rejection he quits trying.
Hangryko 31
Why are you assuming she's the one who's doing the rejecting?
TxKitten 8
It sounds like y'all need to have a conversation. Either a.) he's asexual, b.) he's having health issues, c.) he's screwing someone else, or d.) he's just not attracted to you anymore. You need to definitely communicate with him. And he possibly needs to get a health check up, and possibly y'all meed counseling. I can tell you that when my ex stopped wanting sex it was because he was cheating.