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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

7 March 2010, 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

7 March 2010, 20:09

could be herpes.

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bmalley 0

7 March 2010, 22:14

you ratard - I would have noticed a pizza sauces sized "cluster" of zits on my girlfriends face long before we sat down to eat. FYL for showing thousands of people on a random website you have earned the ratard of the week award. gratz.

The_Disturbed 5

7 March 2010, 22:16

@bmalley - Congratulations! You win the RETARD award of the week for spelling retard wrong! And here's your prize, a link to an online dictionary; http://dictionary.reference.com/ May it serve you well in the future! :D

girlslikeboyz 0

7 March 2010, 22:18

lol NICEE hahah !

jessxoxo28 5

7 March 2010, 22:21

lmao #97, i so agree this FML is disgusting!!!! thats freakin gross!!!!

MF12 0

7 March 2010, 22:27

at first I thought it could have been a typo, but spelled it wrong twice! unacceptable.

radmuffin 12

7 March 2010, 22:40

it's possible they were referring to the movie the hangover.

repyourcliche 0

7 March 2010, 23:01

i was gonna suggest that :) although, was it not ritard? anyway, i think we are being too kind to #95 in that they are in fact just maybe "ratarded". on a more important topic, the hangover is a horrendous film, no? it's like a long burp - funny at first, but after a while it gets... shit... and sometimes sore.