choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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cheerinsaige 0
ouuch that stinks
DGross 8
OP, next she will talk about crabs down below and trying to be sexy you will go down on her before you realize what she means...
Repttar 0
pimp slap her, and make her sck yer dck and make you a sammich
farsidee 0
the word cluster made me toss my cookies : (
ravensunnyd 0
you deserve it for being "sexy" gross lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
@ 32 Me too. This was so gross.
sublimaze 6
now you can get "extra cheese" topping for free!
dorkrockz 0
hellz yea I shall say fyl lol nex time be shure to look twice at war ur going to lick lol
myman47 0
did she dump u for randomly licking her "cluster" of zits
samanthaiscool 0
sick! I don't see how some one can make that mistake.. maybe you should get your eyes checked.
Dani1234 0
Gross. That should turn u off for good.
dtully11 0
Christian?
girlslikeboyz 0
hahaha !
imbatman_fml 0
I just threw up in my mouth.
DonkeyDelight 0
That's impossible. Try it next time you puke, you can't hold in.
ReyEr9412 0
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DeeBizz 0
gross ahh
pepper3434 0
I am going to throw up now. Sorry, but extreme zits disgust me... There are things to help control that... Wouldn't OP realize that they were zits if he kissed her before?
xoconnie 8
wow FYL r u freakin blind?!?!!??!!!! like wtf you moron. that is SO disgusting!
ToxicKittieh 0
-_- Didn't need that mental image.
GeorgeBoosh 0
It's amazing how quickly those zits come up eh! Before the pizza, no zits. In the middle of eating it, a cluster of zits. 10 minutes later, the date is all zit! Next time, just wait til she bursts, and keep a mirror handy to catch the pus, not your tongue
bleedinginside 0
lol ihu for being a dick and posting this
pipp360 0
lol @15
ilovechocochipz 0
dude, wouldnt u hav notixes them BEFORE u had even started eating? BLIND
KASHMIR_fml 0
hahahaha #15 FTW
GinandJenkem 0
CLUSTER LUCK
crazyhorse21 0
herpies
Itzmeh 0
There's nothing more I can describe this with other than EWW!
CountChaos 0
pray it wasn't herpes...
cincyboy 0
how did it taste? lol
loogiemonstar 0
yeah....real 'sexy'
deathcab7 0
I shall never veiw pizza, or its sauce to be more specific, in the same way ever again.
silver_sunset 0
and that's wen, thinking u had some sort of fetish, she showed the cluster of "zits" on her down under
Fabby_fml 2
Since when is licking pizza sauce off someone's face EVER sexy? Ew.
Str3amingcolors 0
ew so gross
mallen 0
#121its an expression dumbass
skillz3333 4
I like it
bebz_fml 0
YUUUCCCKKK
mhfranklin22 0
man, that really sucks. I feel for ya... but next time you gotta make sure it's sauce and not something like that LOL
asuitablevictory 0
@#144 - It depends on what kind of acne you have. Most kinds can be treated with Acutane or antibiotics, but some of the more difficult kinds (that are like class 5 and hereditary) can't be treated with that shit (they make little or no difference). Yeah acne is gross, but it's a part of life and so people deal with it. Sometimes it's unavoidable and it's not the person's fault. It isn't like people choose to have bad skin.
cater2U 0
oh wow that's just ewwwwww
hhaalleeyy95 0
Hahahaha dumbass
gagneana000 5
150 pretty much said it. p.s. DeathCab7; #190 you are hot!
mpev96 0
i hope so. i would be scared for life if that happened to me. "cluster?" NASTY!!
CornCob_McGee 3
thats what i thought too lol
barlessprison 16
#48's comment just made this entire FML ten times more gross.
hackymeal 0
I see wat u did there!lol
bjbthe1 1
your wrong I've puked in my mouth two times before. your not violently puking but you can vomit a lite in your mouth. the hard part is swallowing again
PurpleLlamas 0
33 made me lol :) haha
kmdfirefox 0
FYL, 2nd!
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
Mahyar 2
I just ******* threw up.
aeliz 0
Okay, the FML itself made me gag, but wow, you took that to a whole different level. GROSS! :P
alleyx3 0
same here..
Ruminati 0
HAHAHAHA. You are one sick bastard. Also OP youdeserveit for trying to "be sexy" without really paying attention, since that's not really something you just "not notice." You dog.
zethioth 0
How the hell would you not know about your girlfriends zits!? I mean, dude, how much of a moron are you?
iRobynM 0
oh yuck!! barf!! :S
pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
Sun_Kissed18 25
That's what I was thinking... Did you not look at her face before you ate?
Ginathy 0
wtf, wouldn't you have known that she had zits there before? YDI for not noticing.
jeskadrea 0
u didn't see them before you started eating? how did you miss the "cluster"?
newmanlyman3 8
pop goes the zit
PsychoMerk 0
Ew /:D could be worse... maybe the herps o.o
Howle 0
hoooo :D Hahahaha :D
KamilleBlack 3
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Ew!!!! That really sucks!! It must have had a metallic taste, right? I don't even wanna now! It could have popped in ur mouth so consider urself lucky. Excuse me while I throw up.
Vargman 5
You know how it tastes ??
Doom_Shroom 0
They're probably referring to the taste of blood..... either way that's disgusting! Ewww !!
ang93 0
YDI for wanting to lick her face in the first place.
alexsannell 13
yeaa, licking pizza sauce off a face isn't really considered "sexy"
Lg11 3
I laughed at this cause I didn't think if that point. this is such a gross fml.