choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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dabomblyktiktikk 0
ewww >:[
TruLife16 0
haha bet that was delicious
gravybaybee 0
awkaward...
RRC_fml 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deannacx 0
Ew.
pinkpigpie11 2
I think it'd actually be a better FML for the girlfriend..... Either, way, i still dont think its that bad... unless the zits were all popped ;)
jessiii_xo 0
EWWWWIE! proactive?
SupaSteveXpz 0
aw gross I wonder wat she said
Queenk123 0
oh my god that is really gross. You need to get glasses
Renisca 7
You're pretty saucy, aren't you, OP? Sorry for the cheesy comment, but I thought it was pretty funny. Eh, I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to! But in all seriousness, I dough know if it's as bad as people are kneading to make it. Pasty is tasty, although zitty is shitty.