Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:56

You really need to check your seduction techniques if you think that licking greasy tomato paste off your zitty girlfriend's gaping mouth is sexy. Arousal Fail.

coolplanes 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:58

hahahahah lol that's hilarious

kayPandastyle 15

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:05

I almost died of laughter!! tht was soo effin funny! and pretty sick too idk eat I woulda done aftr the fact. did she say WTF? afterward?

hernandezricky 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:06

haha she got pizza on her pizza face

Kurai_tenshi 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:08

that just made me gag Θ.Θ

manslayerbob 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:21

yummy puss mmmmmmm

rainbowmango 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:41

wow um ew thats really nasty. *read this to induce vomiting*

yeahreally 6

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:46

*SHUDDERS* thats nasty.. i dont even know what to say but fyl

iazy9 14

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:47

ewwwww!!!!!:-/

saucyfizzle 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:24

did she think it was sexy?

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