choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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astro_plastic 0
You really need to check your seduction techniques if you think that licking greasy tomato paste off your zitty girlfriend's gaping mouth is sexy. Arousal Fail.
coolplanes 0
hahahahah lol that's hilarious
kayPandastyle 15
I almost died of laughter!! tht was soo effin funny! and pretty sick too idk eat I woulda done aftr the fact. did she say WTF? afterward?
hernandezricky 0
haha she got pizza on her pizza face
Kurai_tenshi 0
that just made me gag Θ.Θ
manslayerbob 0
yummy puss mmmmmmm
rainbowmango 0
wow um ew thats really nasty. *read this to induce vomiting*
yeahreally 6
*SHUDDERS* thats nasty.. i dont even know what to say but fyl
iazy9 14
ewwwww!!!!!:-/
saucyfizzle 0
did she think it was sexy?