choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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darkangel35_fml 0
ewww gross how did u not notice that? eww wat if they popped in mouth? oh gross
topbanana 0
uhhh I just threw up a little.
LaLaJuice 0
how did you not notice her cluster before?? ..shows how much you pay attention..YDI for obviously not looking at your girlfriends face before you started eating...I hope they popped in your mouth
Wheat 0
Oh god OP. Even if it was sauce, that wouldn't be sexy. More creepy, like You:(ah! There's sauce on my girlfriends mouth...)*licks it* GF: Ew! Why did you lick me? You: There was some...sauce. *attempt at sexy look* GF: Why wouldn't you just tell me? You: Um, I thought it would be hot. GF: It wasn't. Attention, people: Don't try to be sexy if "sexy" to you is what they do in ****. It isn't.
cardiojunkie 0
she must of felt shitty
AprilHarvee 0
The whole word cluster is what made it horrible.
LilLozz 4
Is it possible to unread things? :| ewwwww.
babycakes717 0
this is just gross!
Blue_Coconuts 7
So glad I don't get zits... Get to save money on that shit.
Elissaa_fml 0
YDI for trying to be sexy. Pathetic zit licker.
Apotheosis5267 0
OH MY ******* GOD Thats so disgusting DX