choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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bigpapi210 0
that's just ******* gross, how could u not tell those were zits??
astro_plastic 0
That's awful. You might as well kill yourself now.
primadonna9396 16
Yes. Good lord, today it's a couple zits, tomorrow you might see her without her makeup on, the next thing you know you're banging a doppelganger of the post-meth Amy Winehouse. Note for the slow: Big ******' deal.
Soccerchick1703 7
Question: Why does she have "zits" around the corner of her mouth? I don't think thats the normal spot for zits.
astro_plastic 0
Uh It's where your hands touch your face the most, its an orifice for bacteria with sensitive pores and tissue, why the **** am I explaining this.
beer01 0
Ew >:/ makes me wanna vomit. That's nasty.
alicia_was_here 3
you thought she got sauce on the corner of her mouth? werent the zits there before the pizza? YDI op, your an idiot.
CharliePoops 0
YDI for licking someones face in attempts to be sexy? That's the stupidest way to be sexy i've ever heard....
Shae84 0
gross. I just threw up a little.
saranottelling 7
OP, you know just what the ladies want. That sounds as sexy as Justin Bieber.
nickfmlol 0
lmao
sugarbabyxoxo 2
that made me gag