choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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Shortkakeee 0
Omg , that is SO nastyy ! but i laughed until i cried . then i pictured it & gaged . EW.
zelly05 0
omg..uggh I think I just lost my appetite >.<
buttshapedfruit 0
ew! dude it's called pro active! give it to her for her birthday or something x.x eww
mistyeyes 0
May i suggest some Proactiv...
beau11 0
ewww did u dump even me as a girl I wouldn't have wanted to even go out without poppin the zits or puttin make up on cause that's disguasting
Laurendorcus 0
Now I have a little vomit on the corner of my lip...OP, would you like to lick it off? *wink, wink*
OLDSKLCHEVY 1
Gross!
dsegui4 0
ewwwwwww for her b-day get her some lotion tht secretly has pimple creme in it
ohsnapp823 0
Ewww. this is one of my favorites. that's the nastiest thing I have ever heard! it reminds me of a friend I know, she has really bad acne and I always wanna ask her bf what's it like to kiss that?
QueenDani 0
That is ******* disgusting... oh, god.