choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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Comments (213)
w00kye 0
this is a kind of FML that u should keep to your self, my god... good luck i didn"t ate anything...
Mofozofo 3
lmao this is funny .
PinkWashed 0
ewww ew ew ew ewwwwwwwww
KMC_x3 0
this is truly disgusting
Danielt104 6
LMFAO! How did it taste? LOL
eok_06 0
shit... yah nothin more to say. everyone thinks the same thing
lexie09_fml 0
eww so gross. but how did u not see them b4 y'all started eating??
stephhh23 0
ewww that's gross dude *shivers
nadsm 0
well if OP really thought it was pizza sauce, pizza sauce is red and zits are typically white on top or skin colored, so it could have been a cold sore... which usually has a little "cluster" and is also red... barf.
neonblue120 6
FAKE!!!! this one is to obvious maybe if she had sauce over a cluster of zits and you couldn't see them buy no way your mistaking skin lesions for sauce