choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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drugsandhugs 0
thats ****** gross. i wouldnt be able to date her anymore
blah90 0
ewwwww thats sooo gross lol
vanavril14 1
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Turbolag25 7
HERPES!
allisaur 0
wow... this was nice to read while eating pizza. atleast my face is clear.
boredom123456789 0
tats so disgusting... u should probably get a check-up for STD
Rich143 0
That's nasty!
pink_shades 0
that's disguisting
xsummiex 0
YDI for not recommending her Proactive or some shit.
mrt65380 0
hahaha..... hey honey, you are lookin pretty ****** ugly with those nasty ass pimples all over your face so i got you this medicine. let's pray it works.
indianabummer 0
Cluster of zits? Sounds more like a cluster of herpes if it was in that location