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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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thats ****** gross. i wouldnt be able to date her anymore

ewwwww thats sooo gross lol

vanavril14 1

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

allisaur 0

wow... this was nice to read while eating pizza. atleast my face is clear.

tats so disgusting... u should probably get a check-up for STD

That's nasty!

pink_shades 0

that's disguisting

YDI for not recommending her Proactive or some shit.

hahaha..... hey honey, you are lookin pretty ****** ugly with those nasty ass pimples all over your face so i got you this medicine. let's pray it works.

indianabummer 0

Cluster of zits? Sounds more like a cluster of herpes if it was in that location