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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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Aregonde 15

Zits are far less gross than a guy who licks food off a girl's face.

doomsdore 0

thts so nasty DX

....and I just barfed. UGH.

that's gross!! ugh

theehottchik 0

euww!!!!!!!!! thats like heka nasty!! wow so much for trying to be sexi. be careful next time.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

lovejoelle 0

omfg that is soooo gross! sorry dudee:(

PsychoMerk 0

orgy party :)

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