Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I have a potty mouth and that I should clean it with Harpic. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, my girlfriend was thoughtful enough to buy me some "Dude Wipes" because I work on construction sites and most of the time it's use a Porta Potty or hold it. I was late and decided I'd use the work potty. Grabbed my wipes, did my business., went to wipe and… FROZEN SOLID! Hell of a way to start my day. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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Top comments
eyebrowzzz 21
Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)
Raxal 21
One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...
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Comments (84)
Tiaxlnr 21
How thoughtful
rebelbelle 17
well at least he cares enough to buy them for you.
uniformed 13
sounds like he is giving you a hint
cjwayy 22
Either you don't have food hygiene, or he doesn't know a damn thing about vaginas. Probably the latter.
lulinator 40
Perhaps I am alone in finding this hilarious. If my boyfriend did that, I'd probably be a little embarrassed, but I'd laugh myself silly at the delivery. Gotta have a sense of humour with intimate issues sometimes.
randomname98 22
Possibly relevant username?
psyjoniz 12
do you really think guys want to feel like they gotta tell you to clean your junk? of course we dont. but if you are a dirty ***** with a smelly 'ho-ha' we will eventually point it out. he could have told you straight up your babymaker stinks. at least he was thoughtful enough to buy the solution.
interesting33 37
to be fair vaginas are self-cleaning.
BananaButt42 9
For a birthday present is a bit much... I bet he wasn't trying to make you offended. I guess he was trying to make it as less awkward as possible in order for you to have great birthday sex.
kayteakay 26
I just can't wrap my head around this. Why would he ever think this was a good idea!?
damwoods 12
I bet it was worth it must have that kitty kat that nite