How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Top comments

Savra_fml 17

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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kaatietaaylor 1

today I ate poop instead of chocolate.

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Undead4life 1

Did you hit her?

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puddin128 1

I think your daughter ought to go back to kindergarten.... Ain't that about the time you learn colors and fruits?

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DancinChikk 0

Wow, what college is he going to go to???

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DancinChikk 0

Wow, what college will she be attending???

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DancinChikk 0

Oh trust me ive seen sexy and your not it.

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FroHo 8

Is this the same girl that said "back-back" instead of back-pack?

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grinsberg14 0

I see where she gets her bad spelling from, it's color not colour. Come on set an example

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