weswithaute
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
How do I put it?
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Savra_fml 17
For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.
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NagatoPain 4
10 Since you put it that way, I am guessing you think your the best guy out there? -.-
chels1994 11
It's okay. My friend tried telling me that Woodrow Wilson was "president of Russia"...we're both 16 as well
hateevryone 15
wow she sounds like a really bright person.
screamo_neve 12
I agree! I'm trying to get back into school instead of sitting on my ass all day on Facebook, Twitter, FML, etc and waiting for my work shift to come around. I need education! D:
screamo_neve 12
What an intelligent being you've conceived.
OfficeNinja 5
Awesome. Start slipping her birth control pills now, before it is too late for the human race.
getsmart123 4
Blonde?
EvilCupcake8361 9
more like their intelligence going extinct
Paperklip 3
Damien sat next to her in English last year. She asked menhow I spell 'orange.'
canddyass 0
I would have been concerned the first time she asked.