Kids: How do I put it?

How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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Savra_fml 17

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:19

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:08

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Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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