How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Top comments

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

Comments

DancinChikk 0

Wow, what college will she be attending??

I almost said "aww thats cute" until I read the last part.....

by the way you spelled COLOR wrong so the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

You do know that "color" can be spelt two different ways, right? The woman who wrote this FML passage is European, and over there, it is spelt "colour". Do some research, wise one.

yeah but after all, as her mother, arent you supposed to look after her education?

BacktoBrina 1

Your daughter is a genius! Lmbo tell her apple is spelled R-E-D...

global101 1

You cant talk...you're a mother and you can't even spell color...

Jaws1240 0

Now ask her if she knows how to spell blue. The color not the fruit!

thornton247 0

You spelt color wrong dumb ass

It's spelled "color" in America, other countries and languages spell it "colour." Seeing as how she's from Australia, she spelled it correctly in her case.