Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML
Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.
evilplatypus 39
How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!
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Comments (9)
evilplatypus 39
How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!
RichardPencil 32
Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.
Johnny5 16
Who designed your fans? Jigsaw?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Am I the only one who doesn't have a ceiling fan? Even my roommate has one. I've had to take up valuable floor space with an oscillating fan. I wanted a ficus, dammit!
KingAdrock 16
Yeah... no. Ceiling fans are not sharp, not by any meaning of the word. If you got hurt then you'd get a bruise AT WORST.
ThatEmoBoy 26
why are your ceiling fan blades so sharp?
Wadlaen 24
If that had happened, at least you'd have a conversation starter on the date...
L0life29 6
over exaggerate and over react!!! you’re what’s wrong with the workd