By FML Videos Singing In The Shower Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Creeped - United States Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 24720 You deserved it 1795 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By divorcee - Canada - Saint Albert Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML I agree, your life sucks 27988 You deserved it 4057 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML I agree, your life sucks 25466 You deserved it 17448 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Awkward Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 31460 You deserved it 7180 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Laura - United States Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML I agree, your life sucks 28953 You deserved it 17382 204 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stinkyhair - United States Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 35742 You deserved it 2824 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nat3_2020 - United States Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML I agree, your life sucks 29042 You deserved it 3719 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I checked the facebook event page that I had set up for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar which I had set up a week ago. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who said yes is my boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 46366 You deserved it 5552 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtfdaughter - Brazil - Recife Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 34432 You deserved it 4805 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Needsanewjob - United States Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML I agree, your life sucks 15456 You deserved it 55237 248 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ptarr12345 - United States - Lancaster Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 27044 You deserved it 6697 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Florida - United States - Winchester Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 10844 You deserved it 691 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Watchingmyfigure - United States - Gainesville Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML I agree, your life sucks 8879 You deserved it 1208 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ania - United States Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 42774 You deserved it 3616 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bandfuckup Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML I agree, your life sucks 5866 You deserved it 337 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United States - Chappaqua Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML I agree, your life sucks 40072 You deserved it 5749 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mitch - Puerto Rico - Bayamon Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML I agree, your life sucks 29258 You deserved it 3425 174 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By w00tz - Canada Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML I agree, your life sucks 99580 You deserved it 9281 214 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Fairfax Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 22616 You deserved it 2625 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By snowwhite - Australia - Sydney Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML I agree, your life sucks 58490 You deserved it 10076 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML I agree, your life sucks 34994 You deserved it 3231 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML I agree, your life sucks 33632 You deserved it 4092 293 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 3763 You deserved it 1103 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML I agree, your life sucks 3635 You deserved it 349 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mustanggt Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML I agree, your life sucks 2544 You deserved it 182 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GamerTag - United States - Wantagh Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML I agree, your life sucks 34345 You deserved it 2404 258 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Grand Rapids Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML I agree, your life sucks 67553 You deserved it 4677 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By barebackingit - Canada - Kanata Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML I agree, your life sucks 50650 You deserved it 11768 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/1/2021 17:01 - Australia Traditions suck Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1247 You deserved it 120 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ac-hoo - India Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML I agree, your life sucks 32641 You deserved it 3819 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Ann Arbor Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML I agree, your life sucks 32246 You deserved it 2900 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 3346 You deserved it 456 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML I agree, your life sucks 10855 You deserved it 723 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alpha - Estonia Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML I agree, your life sucks 10494 You deserved it 31674 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Blondegirl - United States Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML I agree, your life sucks 25693 You deserved it 5277 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML I agree, your life sucks 31912 You deserved it 3008 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By OUCH - Canada Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML I agree, your life sucks 51342 You deserved it 3219 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DyingOfShame - United Kingdom Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML I agree, your life sucks 37008 You deserved it 8431 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States - Spotswood Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML I agree, your life sucks 39004 You deserved it 5151 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nofatforme - Canada Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML I agree, your life sucks 53618 You deserved it 4842 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bluhbluhbluh | 14 #7695413 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 20:03 Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King??? Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By bluhbluhbluh | 14 #7695413 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 20:03 Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King??? Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea.... I agree, your life sucks 78 You deserved it 10 1 Comments
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s... I agree, your life sucks 362 You deserved it 270 5 Comments