Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 285 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML I agree, your life sucks 441 You deserved it 64
Today, I found out my husband is a sugar daddy to a 19 year-old college girl. He sees absolutely nothing wrong with it because, “It’s not like we have sex or anything, just friendship” and gave me a lecture about how just because he’s married doesn’t mean he can’t have friends. He’s 53. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 159 You deserved it 181
Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 973 You deserved it 7 467
Today, I tried to rent the new Aladdin with my '90s obsessed war vet roommate. Thirty seconds into the opening credits, he begins screaming that the movie is trash, and then rents out the original. He re-rented the new one and trashed it the whole time, ranting that Jasmin should be beheaded for speaking over a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 093 You deserved it 169
Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 670 You deserved it 2 991
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 675 You deserved it 46 316
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 275 You deserved it 11 306
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 878 You deserved it 3 269
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???