Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
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1991stealth
| 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
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1991stealth
| 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
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fractured_
| 22
Sounds like a shitty situation...
I'll let myself out.
I'll let myself out.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Yes, thank you. And please, don't come back. bye.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Good.
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freddygasman
| 18
don't forget to lock the door behind you
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
The only way people will stop saying it is if the FML staff start moderating it. TIME TO STEP UP ALAN. Lol
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Bunnyluver
| 20
Please do, It looks like you just copied and pasted that "pun".
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DoctorBitch
| 15
Don't get wiped on your way out the back door
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swagyolojo
| 8
why are people so fuckin edgy on this app? this was a pun, not a joke on a school shooting. why do people dislike it and cry about it?
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Wolfo06
| 16
Men Last night must of been shitty for you
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jerseygirl94
| 11
If you have roommates, talk to them about that stuff. It won't get better until you do.
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toba122
| 12
Someone with an intelligence low enough to think that was ok might not even have the capacity for basic human discussion.
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Bunnyluver
| 20
Actually, I think she might have rats. Not sure, but I hope people aren't that nasty.
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EvilLittleMan
| 23
Did you at least try to see if it was a floater?
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Tripartita
| 44
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
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rhyspiecesno8
| 18
You easily have the best comments on all of FML
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whysobeachy
| 37
I'd love to see a turd sitting affectionately in a sink. Not in MY sink, but in someone's.
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samlovesham1234
| 9
Like maybe Donald Trump's sink for instance.
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everythingelena
| 28
if you have roommates you might wanna have a sit down talk with them about this crappy situation.
good luck OP
good luck OP
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heatherrr17
| 19
Thats disgusting
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HylianBadger
| 21
Sounds like someone had a fun party and didn't invite you. How rude.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Now you need to assert dominance by leaving a bigger turd in the sink. This will never stop until you're the undisputed sink turd champion.