By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:17

Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.

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1991stealth 21
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So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.

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1991stealth 21
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So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.

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fractured_ 22
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Sounds like a shitty situation... I'll let myself out.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Yes, thank you. And please, don't come back. bye.

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freddygasman 18
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don't forget to lock the door behind you

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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The only way people will stop saying it is if the FML staff start moderating it. TIME TO STEP UP ALAN. Lol

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Bunnyluver 20
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Please do, It looks like you just copied and pasted that "pun".

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DoctorBitch 15
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Don't get wiped on your way out the back door

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swagyolojo 8
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why are people so fuckin edgy on this app? this was a pun, not a joke on a school shooting. why do people dislike it and cry about it?

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Wolfo06 16
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Men Last night must of been shitty for you

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jerseygirl94 11
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If you have roommates, talk to them about that stuff. It won't get better until you do.

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toba122 12
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Someone with an intelligence low enough to think that was ok might not even have the capacity for basic human discussion.

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Bunnyluver 20
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Actually, I think she might have rats. Not sure, but I hope people aren't that nasty.

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EvilLittleMan 23
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Did you at least try to see if it was a floater?

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Tripartita 44
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Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.

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rhyspiecesno8 18
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You easily have the best comments on all of FML

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whysobeachy 37
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I'd love to see a turd sitting affectionately in a sink. Not in MY sink, but in someone's.

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samlovesham1234 9
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Like maybe Donald Trump's sink for instance.

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everythingelena 28
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if you have roommates you might wanna have a sit down talk with them about this crappy situation. good luck OP

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heatherrr17 19

Thats disgusting

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HylianBadger 21
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Sounds like someone had a fun party and didn't invite you. How rude.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Now you need to assert dominance by leaving a bigger turd in the sink. This will never stop until you're the undisputed sink turd champion.

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