Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
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RabidBunny
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Russian toddlers are badass!
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TiffanyTX
| 8
Aw. how nice. :) Remember girls either get everything they want or beat the crap out of you. YDI
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3027357mike
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Ow
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themaddog
| 0
Amen. ^
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FurryPride
| 9
I think Ow is an under statement. :3
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Ha ha... I used to do that to my older bro too
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je_suis_fml
| 11
She's adorably dangerous... smh @ the shit that toddlers and old people pull and get away with.
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chris71sk8r
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1-Your profile pic brings back memories!
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Stonedmanalex
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Yes number 1 good choice in profile picture
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
This FML reminds me of the guy that got the shit beat out of him for laughing at a kid that slipped in some mud.
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Futacy
| 29
Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride!
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Futacy
| 29
Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride.
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texaslonghorn
| 0
"politely refused"? Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that.
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NastyNinja31
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Wait your old enough to have a job and u have a 3 yr old sister
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
He was probably like, "I have more important things to do than take your lazy ass to the amusement park." And then she punched him. YDI asshole, there's no need to be a dick to your sister
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
Way to mod the comment that I was replying to, now it looks stupid
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K_kanaka
| 26
GROUND HER ASS!!!
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EvilPotato
| 14
that three year old has some mad skills.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Toddler 1 : Adult 0.... But yes, OW is definitely an understatement.
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Pixxio_O
| 11
She was just checking if you had some :)
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mizuki123
| 8
#99 I don't think he can ground his sister..
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Skulll
| 13
Thats what you get for messing with toddlers.
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iamjesus00
| 0
You're a bitch
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Jvr91
| 8
2 shouldn't you be rioting
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Skulll
| 13
nope im quite safe up north.
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themaddog
| 0
61- if you haven't heard, the riots are in London. She does not live in London. But it's okay if you are a dumbass, because I dont hate you for it.
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
Actually they are rioting in other cities now too. Like Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool. Watch the news a bit bro.
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
61- The is no rioting that far north
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shanie123
| 10
ouch....kids are something else aren't they
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snade
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She's not going tomorrow is she?
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Carpy
| 8
Something else? Yea. They're pains in the ass, especially an undisciplined brat like this one seems to be.
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Lights_Out_fml
| 6
Nut shot!!!
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slightlypyro1996
| 4
I find this hard to masturbate to masturbate to
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crap5874
| 4
Awesome
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TiffanyTX
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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chris71sk8r
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No they don't.
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peoplebecrazy
| 0
^^
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beetboxboy
| 9
Well if it involves hitting a guys balls, then thats true
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rulerofwow
| 0
yeah, things can get messy when a girl doesn't get what SHE wants >.>
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RabidBunny
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Russian toddlers are badass!
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j_cat187
| 19
Omfg dude word for word I dident even see ur comment crazy...
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jtoy
| 0
In Soviet Russia nuts punch you!!
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im_bored_tired
| 12
damn. that must hurt? punch her in the boobs. that hurts girls like it hurts us being hit in the balls.
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vballchck
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I'm guessing his 3 year old sister doesn't have boobs, but nice effort
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themaddog
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It doesn't hurt as horribly. I would know. I have both.
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mchakkiwala
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if you're a fat dude, you have man boobs or "moobs" not boobs
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Babalu722
| 3
im not sure anything is comparable to a swift nutshot
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themaddog
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32- I'm not fat. But I do have both.
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SW500
| 13
You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.
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SW500
| 13
You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.
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TBMFan
| 0
You're Stupid. She's. Only. THREE. Frikken. Years. Old. -.-
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purpleninjaa
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9 - she's three years old you dumbass. You can't punch her back. If you do your in trouble.
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Link5794
| 18
Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.
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Link5794
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Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.
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AllyCat23
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Next time when you refuse give her some candy or something to distract her. It works with my nephew!!
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404wan
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that way he wont learn to accept "no" and that he wont always get his way though.
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Perdition
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There's no kitchen for her at an amusement park... What does she want to go there for?
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EmilyShmemily496
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You did NOT just go there.
You did NOT just go there.
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LaughinStock
| 16
11 that wasn't funny :-/
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some1azn
| 0
You make little girls cook for you? Pedo?
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BelleBelle_fml
| 11
If you want your woman to always be in the kitchen, then she will never be in your bed.