By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 065
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RabidBunny 10

Russian toddlers are badass!

Lights_Out_fml 6

Nut shot!!!

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I think Ow is an under statement. :3

HowAreYouToday 34

Ha ha... I used to do that to my older bro too

je_suis_fml 11

She's adorably dangerous... smh @ the shit that toddlers and old people pull and get away with.

chris71sk8r 8

1-Your profile pic brings back memories!

Stonedmanalex 0

Yes number 1 good choice in profile picture

This FML reminds me of the guy that got the shit beat out of him for laughing at a kid that slipped in some mud.

Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride!

Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride.

"politely refused"? Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that.

NastyNinja31 0

Wait your old enough to have a job and u have a 3 yr old sister

He was probably like, "I have more important things to do than take your lazy ass to the amusement park." And then she punched him. YDI asshole, there's no need to be a dick to your sister

Way to mod the comment that I was replying to, now it looks stupid

K_kanaka 26

GROUND HER ASS!!!

that three year old has some mad skills.

Toddler 1 : Adult 0.... But yes, OW is definitely an understatement.

Pixxio_O 11

She was just checking if you had some :)

mizuki123 8

#99 I don't think he can ground his sister..

Thats what you get for messing with toddlers.

iamjesus00 0

You're a bitch

Jvr91 8

2 shouldn't you be rioting

nope im quite safe up north.

61- if you haven't heard, the riots are in London. She does not live in London. But it's okay if you are a dumbass, because I dont hate you for it.

Actually they are rioting in other cities now too. Like Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool. Watch the news a bit bro.

61- The is no rioting that far north

ouch....kids are something else aren't they

She's not going tomorrow is she?

Something else? Yea. They're pains in the ass, especially an undisciplined brat like this one seems to be.

Lights_Out_fml 6

Nut shot!!!

I find this hard to masturbate to masturbate to

crap5874 4

Awesome

TiffanyTX 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
chris71sk8r 8

No they don't.

peoplebecrazy 0

^^

beetboxboy 9

Well if it involves hitting a guys balls, then thats true

yeah, things can get messy when a girl doesn't get what SHE wants >.>

RabidBunny 10

Russian toddlers are badass!

Omfg dude word for word I dident even see ur comment crazy...

In Soviet Russia nuts punch you!!

im_bored_tired 12

damn. that must hurt? punch her in the boobs. that hurts girls like it hurts us being hit in the balls.

I'm guessing his 3 year old sister doesn't have boobs, but nice effort

It doesn't hurt as horribly. I would know. I have both.

if you're a fat dude, you have man boobs or "moobs" not boobs

im not sure anything is comparable to a swift nutshot

32- I'm not fat. But I do have both.

SW500 13

You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.

SW500 13

You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.

TBMFan 0

You're Stupid. She's. Only. THREE. Frikken. Years. Old. -.-

9 - she's three years old you dumbass. You can't punch her back. If you do your in trouble.

Link5794 18

Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.

Link5794 18

Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.

AllyCat23 9

Next time when you refuse give her some candy or something to distract her. It works with my nephew!!

404wan 19

that way he wont learn to accept "no" and that he wont always get his way though.

There's no kitchen for her at an amusement park... What does she want to go there for?

EmilyShmemily496 0

11 You did NOT just go there.

11 that wasn't funny :-/

You make little girls cook for you? Pedo? ...

BelleBelle_fml 11

If you want your woman to always be in the kitchen, then she will never be in your bed.