Embarrassing, Shopping and Parents: HALLO?

HALLO?

By BrilsmurfO_O - 06/04/2009 14:12 - Netherlands

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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bnomis 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

Overboard parenting fail.

obnum 19

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:46

I keep seeing FMLs like this... Does no one have a cell phone? And what is up with parents these days!?

Comments

ehroo 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:48

Wow. Your parents really need to calm down... because that's pretty ridiculous.

Unlimitedaxl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:55

wow well that sucks for you.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:38

this happened to me today at the grocery store and I'm 25

vashjmv 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:01

You may be 18 but you still managed to wander away from them like an 8 year old. Could've been a joke. If it was, it was a damn good one.

belibelaba 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:07

crocodile ****

retardthinkswhat 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:52

Move out. SOON.

person1000003 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:56

O_0 !?

Cthlulu 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:02

Whahahaha, zo leuk altijd, die IKEA's :P

beritis 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:45

boy, your parents loves you. be god damn happy!

SpanishCaedya 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 0:21

hahahahaha IKEA leukste winkel ooit en ja ze zijn groot 0_0

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