Geek: Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes....

she has a sports car is an astronaut and has other multiple jobs I can't name mainly because I'm not into barbie my point is...BARBIES RICH BITCH fo show she got the bacon, the lettuce, the moola, the dinero

stephanieeDawnx 0

Monday 5 December 2011 0:24

Win.

Xeebar 28

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Friday 9 May 2014 4:57

Your avatar only makes this comment better.

nickijojo_015 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 18:11

there not hard....i played for like 3 hours once(= it was really fun.

grovyle210 3

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:03

fun wow who likes Barbie? FYL people who like barbie

PurpleLlamas 0

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Monday 5 July 2010 8:22

3-thats what she said

hippo1234 19

Friday 3 June 2011 4:25

I love the one where you do her hair!

geewhiz 0

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Sunday 8 February 2009 18:37

Haha to Roi!!- this made me go play barbie aswell!!

nickijojo_015 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 0:08

who are you talking about? raynor?

relief_fml 0

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 22:55

thanks for the idea! now i'm gonna go play, haha.

sakura_fml 0

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Thursday 12 February 2009 13:38

The games make me feel like all I meant for in life is to fail

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:59

LOL, thank you so much for making me guffaw like that XD *sneakily goes to check*

Haha_you_suck 0

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Friday 13 March 2009 22:00

seriously that's so pathetic

xsydbabyx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:14

That's not a FML. That's a FAIL. Except for the bike game. Those fucking puddles are hardcore.

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