Geek: Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes.... - FML

By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By justno - 15/04/2022 00:00

Today, my 7-year-old daughter has been hopelessly stuck on an easy puzzle in her favorite video game for a week now. Today, she excitedly told me that she'd figured it out. The solution to the puzzle? No, she’s figured out how to look up a walkthrough on the internet. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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katieatieay 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:15

don't ******* underestimate barbie.

Roi_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:57

Are they really hard...? *Checks*

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Roi_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:57

Are they really hard...? *Checks*

dannnn_fml 0

Monday 10 May 2010 5:18

that's what she said!

rowannn 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:05

you are a man...... on barbie?

WeeGee_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:31

maybe he was feeling a little bicurious

Dashelle 25

Friday 1 November 2013 2:03

omg the OP is right!

katieatieay 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:15

don't ******* underestimate barbie.

XoxoSF 0

Friday 22 October 2010 2:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

WeeGee_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:49

she has a sports car is an astronaut and has other multiple jobs I can't name mainly because I'm not into barbie my point is...BARBIES RICH BITCH fo show she got the bacon, the lettuce, the moola, the dinero

stephanieeDawnx 0

Monday 5 December 2011 0:24

Win.

Xeebar 28

Friday 9 May 2014 4:57

Your avatar only makes this comment better.

nickijojo_015 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 18:11

there not hard....i played for like 3 hours once(= it was really fun.

grovyle210 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:03

fun wow who likes Barbie? FYL people who like barbie

PurpleLlamas 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:22

3-thats what she said

hippo1234 19

Friday 3 June 2011 4:25

I love the one where you do her hair!

geewhiz 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 18:37

Haha to Roi!!- this made me go play barbie aswell!!

nickijojo_015 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 0:08

who are you talking about? raynor?

relief_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 22:55

thanks for the idea! now i'm gonna go play, haha.

sakura_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 13:38

The games make me feel like all I meant for in life is to fail

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:59

LOL, thank you so much for making me guffaw like that XD *sneakily goes to check*

Haha_you_suck 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:00

seriously that's so pathetic

xsydbabyx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:14

That's not a FML. That's a FAIL. Except for the bike game. Those ******* puddles are hardcore.

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