Carrie
Los Angeles, United States
Great timing
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
me
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
You poor thing. I hope he had the decency to take you to the hospital and call whomever needed to be notified. Even if things don't work out, don't let this take away the fact that you just brought a beautiful life into this world. Everything will work out, whether he will be a part of your life or not. Congratulations on motherhood, OP.
ozpunker 20
Breaking up with a 9 month pregnant lady. All class this guy.
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YourVoiceofReasn 6
"I'm breaking up with you." "YOU WOULDN'T BREAK UP WITH THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD!" *gives birth*
Sweetpea22 14
OP, I hope you make the douchebag pay child support.
hateevryone 14
Put him on child support. That'll show him.
Getspmak 15
/soothe
DorkAlert 10
WHAT A COMPLETE DICK HOLE
Miki101 18
What a catch. I wish you luck in future endeavors, OP.
PenguinPower 8
Who breaks up with somebody when they are 9 months pregnant?
Zebediabolical 43
Someone who just found out it's not his baby?
Sweetpea22 14
Happens more than you think, even with married couples
dakatabg 31
Your boyfriend must be one of a kind
ispeakmeme 7
I love how everyone is calling him a dick like he did it because her water broke. Maybe she even deserved it.
DestroyerEndsU 6
if u need a break...grab a twix