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Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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JustKittyKat 24
You poor thing. I hope he had the decency to take you to the hospital and call whomever needed to be notified. Even if things don't work out, don't let this take away the fact that you just brought a beautiful life into this world. Everything will work out, whether he will be a part of your life or not. Congratulations on motherhood, OP.
ozpunker 20
Breaking up with a 9 month pregnant lady. All class this guy.
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Comments (179)
Xotoolyxo 16
That's horrible ): He better have taken you to the hospital, and changed his mind about the breakup
Treyzania 16
There are so many individuals of my gender that I am ashamed of. It's not your fault OP.
brendejafulable 41
hopefully he will father the child...
profoundkisses 18
I'm so sorry OP :( and congrats on being a mom!
ZombieSazza 34
Everyone needs to calm down, she never said he wouldn't take responsibility for being a Father, some people just aren't meant to be together, that doesn't stop him being a Dad. My Parents divorced and they got on just fine. Splitting up is sad but probably for the best.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Damn that sucks. Remember this the sun will rise tomorrow, and life goes on. I wish you all the best and If you and your boyfriend don't reconcile, that you find someone who will love and appreciate you.
Recon1 11
I believe that man needs to come see my unit for some motivation.
cmb8280 24
This might be the biggest Epic Fail I've ever read. I'm so sorry, OP
kthsdm 12
that's messed up. I guess the child wanted to sock it to his/her irresponsible father
hopeualldiealone 1
how is he irresponsible for leaving a relationship he didnt want to be in? never said anything about him not being there for her or the baby
drayloon 50
Well, at least now you can sue for child support Unless you're 16. Then YDI